The End Cometh. Again. For Reals. And I Feel Fine

In case you need more things to worry about: a woman claiming prophetic insight has received visions of Jesus telling her about catastrophes coming to America starting in September 2015!

Oh dear Lord, please help us all. Start stockpiling those canned vegetables and mac & cheese people. Wackos with prophetic insight have never been wrong before when predicting catastrophe on America!

America WILL END! This time it’s for reals.

What sorts of catastrophes will come on America in September 2015? Jesus is so glad you asked because He is happy to tell you:

“a massive economic collapse, martial law, and riots. She believes great trouble will start in September 2015.”

What? You mean like the massive economic collapse, martial law, and riots we currently have?

One of the best ways to improve your prophetic accuracy percentage is to predict things that are already happening. Genius. That Jesus, I tell ya what, He’s one smart guy.

Something tells me October of this year will be quite lovely.

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