Britain’s Sun Newspaper is facing criticism after putting a picture of a young boy on its front cover with the mark of the Devil on him.
Some have suggested the mysterious mark is a hairdryer burn. What? Come on, you mean there might be a logical explanation?
Others think the only bad thing is that the newspaper is exploiting a child. News people exploiting others for a story? No way!
Either way, I know I’m outraged. Tremendously. Also scared. Scared and outraged. I might not be able to digest my breakfast properly now I’m so scared. And outraged.