Can Demons Text? Only if They’re Teenage Demons

A priest in Poland claims to be getting demonic texts from a teenage girl he failed to exorcise a demon from.

“The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul.”

He said that the devil and his followers were not shy about using modern technology but that in many cases their actions were not identified as being the work of evil.

He said: “Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are been used like this, however in this case it is clear.”

He said one of the text messages read: “She will not come out of this hell. She’s mine. Anyone who prays for her will die.”

So many places a guy could go with this one, from priest jokes to Polack jokes to jokes about teenage demons texting.

It’s too much. I don’t know where to go with this.

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