Reading a book about John Hay and John Nicolay, two guys who made a career out of knowing Abe Lincoln.
While John Hay was trying to make it in the world, before he knew Lincoln or had a career, he considered going into the ministry.
He decided not to because:
“I would not do for a Methodist preacher, for I am a poor horseman. I would not suit the Baptists, for I dislike water. I would fail as an Episcopalian, for I am no ladies’ man.”
He went into law instead.