Bible Thieves

In the most American of crimes, a South Carolina woman was arrested Saturday afternoon for stealing a Bible from Walmart.

According to cops, Frances Thomas, 33, was spotted by a store employee placing the Good Book in her purse while she was inside the Spartanburg store. Thomas also allegedly pinched some cheese and socks.

Cheese, socks and a Bible, and that’s all I need.

Who is more to blame, the woman who stole a Bible or Bible publishers who charge $50 for a Bible?

Actually, they both are.

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