In case you haven’t heard, scientists have finally, irrefutably proved that the Bible is a sham, which I thought science already did that like 14,000 times already, why does this make the news still? It’s almost as if they have doubts.
Apparently they have found the oldest camel in Israelish territory and it carbon dates to later than when the Bible claims camels were used.
Since science is never wrong and since they have unearthed every single camel ever in existence, you can now safely chuck your Bible.
For church tomorrow bring your favorite paperback novel so we can have a book discussion group followed by coffee and scones and singing a few verses of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.