Can God Create a Square Circle?

God can create a square circle? Yes, and Mick Foley totally dominated it. Booyah.

No, just kidding, God didn’t make that squared circle, Robert “Ed ‘Strangler’ Lewis” Friedrich did, may he rest in peace. This predicament is sometimes also heard along with, “Can God create a four-sided triangle?”

The point of these questions is to prove that, HA! I found something God can’t do, proving you are a moron for believing in God you crutch needing neanderthalish noob.

Ah yes, it’s amazing how much of the world is in perpetual jr. high.

The Bible never says God can do anything, so if you prove there is something God can’t do, you are merely agreeing with the Bible. Nice job.

God can only do things that are consistent with His character. God is good; therefore God can’t be bad. People may interpret what He does as being bad for them, but this shows a lack of understanding–ask Job.

Making a four-sided triangle or a squared circle makes no logical sense and God is a God of order, not confusion. The fact that people know the difference between a circle and a square shows the order God has placed in creation.

God, who can’t author confusion, isn’t going to do things that would bring about confusion, as in making squares and circles meaningless.

One thought on “Can God Create a Square Circle?”

  1. I’m perfectly happy with the truth that God cannot do everything:

    Titus 1
    1 Paul, a servant of God, and an apostle of Jesus Christ, according to the faith of God’s elect, and the acknowledging of the truth which is after godliness;
    2 in hope of eternal life, which GOD, THAT CANNOT LIE, promised before the world began;

    Amen! God cannot lie. That’s just the kind of God we need.

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