The End, For Real, Seriously, This Time He Means It

Don’t know if you’re aware, but the world is going to end this Saturday. I just found out about this Sunday. I guess I’m not as up on my faith as I should be.

So, that being the case, I’m not going to prepare a sermon for this Sunday. Bonus week off!

And just so you don’t think this is some crackpot notion, the “Bible guarantees” that the world will end this Saturday.

God told Noah that there were seven days to escape worldwide judgment (Genesis 7:4) and, as we all know, a day with the lord is as a thousand years, hence, there are seven thousand years between Noah’s flood and The End.

Like, for reals, THE End. Just as you could have escaped the flood by entering the ark, so too can you enter God’s mercy today and avoid the judgment looming.

So, as you enter His mercy, I will be taking the week off from sermon preparation and chillaxin. Hope you have the same level of assurance I do.

One thought on “The End, For Real, Seriously, This Time He Means It”

  1. This is not his first attempt at predicting the end of the world, sadly his supporters keep giving their money to his cause.
    It’s tragic that all the money spent on these billboards around the country wasn’t put to better use such as sponsoring missionaries, or taking care of the poor, bad stewardship.

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