Valentine’s Message

Here is a Valentine’s message for all husbands and wives out there, courtesy of your pal at the Anti-Itch Meditation.

How many kids did Job have before Satan attacked him? 10
How many kids did Job have after Satan attacked him? 0

How many wives did Job have before Satan attacked him? 1
How many wives did Job have after Satan attacked him? 1

Now, wait a second, why didn’t Satan go ahead and get rid of Job’s wife?

Because Satan knew that Job having a wife would be more of a trial for him than not having a wife. Job’s wife proved Satan’s intelligence by making her one appearance to say to her dear hubby, “Curse God and die.” Nice.

Husbands and wives: you are on the same team. Act like it. Support one another. Wives, would it kill ya to pat your man on the back? Husbands, would it kill ya to hug your wife? We’re all in this together, just be happy and love each other.

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