The New York Yankees are making a charge at the Boston Red Sox, reducing their division lead to a game and a half. There is much anxiety in Boston, so much so that they have decided to attack Jesus.
Vandals toppled a 160-year-old marble bust of Christ from a grand staircase landing at the Boston Public Library, leaving a companion sculpture of Lucifer undamaged, a library spokesperson said.
The statues date back to 1845 and were attacked one other time in the 70’s, Lucifer was spared that time too. According to surveillance cameras this latest attack was done by a man and a woman. The woman threw something at the statue and then they toppled it off it’s stand.
After seeing her good arm, the Red Sox signed her for two years.