Witnesses and jurors being sworn in at state courthouses can take their oath using any religious text, not just the Bible, a judge ruled Thursday.
Cool. Next time I’m in court defending my son I can swear on the Quran and thus not have to tell the truth! How handy is that?
What religious text do atheists take the oath on, Isaac Asimov?
anti-itch meditation 
At first your comment about the Quran was hilarious. Then I got to thinking: how often do you have to go to court to defend your son?
So far I have not defended him once, he stands alone. But, seeing as how he’s only four, they never throw the book at him anyway.