Satan 1: Joshua 0

Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua’s efforts to become a preacher.

Satan saw my husband as a threat. Satan attacked him because he saw (Joshua) as a threat,” Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.

Riiiight.

2 thoughts on “Satan 1: Joshua 0”

  1. What happened to “resist the devil and he will flee from you.”

    I didn’t get the memo that changed it to, “resist the devil and he’ll force you to stuff people into microwaves.”

  2. Oh yeah, the memo went out on October 13, 2006 around 2 in the afternoon. Since then I have used my new powers to stuff four people in our microwave. However, Satan never made me turn it on so I have as yet avoided any convictions.

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