Chocolate Jesus Cancelled

Well, the chocolate rendition of Jesus stirred up too much controversy and has been eliminated.

Catholics with too much time on their hands demanded the display be removed.

Bill Donohue, head of the watchdog Catholic League, said it was “one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever.”

Well, you know besides lighting Christians on fire and stuff.

One thought on “Chocolate Jesus Cancelled”

  1. Well, afterall, the Catholics, famous for their graven images of Jesus, can totally abuse Wonder Bread, flattening it out and calling it Jesus’ body. So what would one more graven image made out of chocolate be to them?

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