My son has really gotten into Teletubbies lately. It happens to be on while he’s eating his lunch and he seems to enjoy it thoroughly.
Since I often eat at the same time, I too have seen a number of Teletubbies episodes.
You’ll never believe what goes on during that show. That purple one is gay! I can’t believe no one has noticed this before. He’s purple, has the deepest voice and carries a purse. I mean, hello, he’s practically on fire.
Where is the outrage?
anti-itch meditation 
Dude you are about ten years late on the outrage. Gay Teletubby controversy has come and gone.