Well, it’s official: Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene, they had a child and there is a privileged family line out there somewhere.
A new documentary, “The Burial Cave of Jesus,” proposes that Jesus’ tomb has been found and has proof that Jesus had a family.
The 2000-year-old cave had already been discovered in 1980 in Jerusalem’s Talpiyot neighbourhood. In it were 10 coffins, six of which bore inscriptions, which – translated into English – included the names “Jesus son of Joseph,” twice “Maria,” and “Judah son of Jesus.”
If true, this discovery could shake Christianity to its core, maybe even end its 2,000 year reign of terror and crutchiness. Get ready to convert to a more credible religion, there are so many to choose from.