Jesus Cruise

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Does this mean we get to crucify him?

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