Money Problems

The Catholic Church is running out of money. A huge financial crisis looms as priests, brothers and nuns are aging and retiring. In order to pay their pensions, the church needs approximately $926 million per year.

The majority of the retirees are nuns, making up 82% of those receiving a pension.

In other news, the Catholic Church would have a lot more money if their priests kept their hands off young children.

One thought on “Money Problems”

  1. I find this hard to believe. The Holy See is the Richest nation on earth and the Vatican is stuffed full of stolen goods that they could fence to pay the pensions and the lawsuits. C-)

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