Well, it turns out that the End of the World was indeed scheduled for 6/6/06. God raptured His people, but it turns out I was the only one. Not entirely surprising to either God or I but still somewhat discouraging.
God decided it would be best for the world if I was reverse-raptured and the End was delayed for a bit. Now that I’m back, I have been given a new mission to carry out since the first one didn’t go so well.
Here’s hoping the next End is better than the first.