I. P. Freely

Brixton Jail in London is undergoing construction to accommodate Muslim prisoners. The problem is that the old jail’s toilets forced Muslims to have to relieve themselves while facing Mecca, something which is against Muslim legalism.

“The refurbishment has been carried out with due consideration for all faiths”, a Home Office spokeswoman said. “Following consultation with faith leaders within the prison, various small adjustments were made to ensure the faith issues of all prisoners are taken into account.”

All faiths can pee freely now. Except for Christians who can no longer pretend they are peeing in the direction of Mecca through protest. I’m sure Muhammad is sleeping better now that this matter has been resolved.

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