Baby Got Book

Back in the early 90’s, Sir Mix-a-lot put out a rap song called “Baby Got Back.” The song was about his preference for women with “junk in the trunk.” It’s most famous line is “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

Well, now a white Christian rapper by the name of Southpaw has come out with his own version of the song celebrating his preference for women with large Bibles. You can watch the video here. Here are some of the lyrics, which I must say, are quite funny.

I like big Bibles and I can not lie
You Christian brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with a KJV
And a book mark in Proverbs
You get stoked
Got her name engraved
So you know that girl is saved
It looks like one of those large ones
With plenty o’ space in the margins
Oh baby, I wanna read witcha
Cause your Bible’s got pictures
My minister tried to console me
But that Book you got makes (“M-m-me so holy”)
Ooh, momma-mia
You say you want koinonia
Well, bless me, bless me
And teach me about John Wesley

3 thoughts on “Baby Got Book”

  1. YEs, that adequately describes it. IT does go on for awhile and loses some of its funniness by being embarassing.

  2. Very clever. I liked the engagement ring hidden in the Bible.
    (Just a little too long…)

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