Fired Up

Green Valley Missionary Baptist Church burned to the ground back in September. After investigating the blaze, police determined that it was set intentionally. There has been lots of news lately about persecution of the church and church vandalism. Is this a rising trend? Is this one more result of the liberal media?

Well, not exactly. This fire was actually a result of the church secretary! “She was a person of interest from the beginning,” Barnes said Thursday. “We interviewed her three different times and then she finally confessed. It’s very odd.”

It was probably right after stuffing all the church newsletters in envelopes and getting repeated paper cuts on her tongue from licking envelopes. I hate that. If I had a church building, I’d burn it down every month after doing newsletters.

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