He Died That We May Live

Kanye West has been accused of being a “moron” by the Catholic Church, after he was captured in a new photo shoot mimicking Jesus Christ. The hip hop superstar has outraged religious figures after posing bloodied, wearing a crown of thorns for an upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.

Keira McCaffrey, spokeswoman for the Catholic League, commented: “It’s moronic. I mean, Kanye West as Jesus? He’s a pop star.”

West attempts to justify his somewhat overblown gesture by referring to the stuggles he has endured to reach the top of the hip hop game.He explained: “If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn’t be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure.”

And we thank you for it. I think I will exercise my ecumenical self and go ahead and agree with the Catholic Church on this one.

One thought on “He Died That We May Live”

  1. Boy, would I be impressed if the Catholic Church would go “that’s moronic, so let’s get these apocryphal books out of our Bible”.

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