Here’s an article on a new trend in religion: the metrospiritual person.

Provocative and controversial, this is hipster-style worship, a fusion of status, money, luxury and spirituality. Hippie values for yuppie pocketbooks. The holy trinity of metrospiritual is simple: honoring the planet, healing yourself through optimal well-being and exploring other cultures. “Metrospiritual” businesses adhere to holistic and socially responsible values.

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