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Down in Delia, Kansas Pope Michael has been reigning for 15 years. He calls his farmhouse in Kansas “Vatican in Exile.” He was elected by six people in 1990, one of whom was his mother and another was his now deceased dad.
Even most other traditionalists – who reject the reforms of the Second Vatican Council in the 1960s and maintain that no legitimate pope has ruled from the Vatican since Pope Pius XII died in 1958 – dismiss his election, which they largely ignored despite what Bawden said were months of preparations and publicity.
His rationale for his position–“They called Jesus a kook, too.” I would just like to say, “chapter and verse where it says that!”